the adolescents
the most influential and kick-ss punk band to emerge from southern california.
the adolescents were just teenagers when their debut alb-m rocked the charts in 1981.
under appreciated fullerton, ca skate punk band/supergroup. their self t-tled is one of the best punk rock debuts ever released, but, unfortunately, they’re largely glossed over in the modern rock vernacular for bands like the dead kennedys or black flag, both of whom enjoyed a larger measure of crossover success.
the adolescents: for when the phrase “orange county punk rock” didn’t conjure up images of -ssholes in hurley gear with c-cked trucker hats.
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