the angry toilet
when you’ve been holding it in for way too long. then you go to some sh-tty place, like a mcdonalds, and rush to the toilet. once on the toilet you squeeze really hard causing a shotgun effect of sh-t in the toilet.
dude i just did the angry toilet in there, theres sh-t everywhere.
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