The Belt
a compet-tion between male roommates (use of an actual t-tle belt is encouraged) in which the winner is the first to sleep with two women at the same time while still in accordance with the following rules:
1. the aggragate age of all partic-p-nts must be under 83
2. the aggragate weight of all partic-p-nts must be under 400 lbs.
3. are you paying these women? …be honest.
4. use of tequilla and the “mortality angle” are allowed.
“dude, i can’t figure out which one is the third wheel.”
“oh, my g-d…it’s a tricycle!”
“it’s time, i have been chosen…i’m going for the belt.”
after achieving something great, the in-your-face gesture of putting on a championship belt, derived from aaron rodgers famous celebration.
bill: i just aced that test. when i walked out, i gave the cl-ss the belt.
after that m-ssive dump, i gave the toilet the belt.
“the belt” is something you get after a s-xual act is committed it is often decided amongst friends first, be it a threesome, -n-ls-x or a donkeypunch
guy1: so, the belt, i’m going for it.
guy2: you are!?
guy1: yeah, i’m totally going to have a threesome!
rule 5 for above, if any of the partic-p-nts is in a relationship, he/she must have the permission of his/her partner.
my buddy got two girls at once, but he doesn’t get the belt because he was cheating on his girlfriend to do it. we’re still in the running!
n. an object placed around the waist to award pure awesomeness in one’s line of work.
v. an action done after running in a touchdown, again, to show pure awesomeness. ie. aaron rodgers
after getting an a on his math test, john stood up in cl-ss and performed the belt. he served the subsequent detention quite awesomely.
means who is the man in the relationship while the other is the b-tch.
hey you dont talk to me that way i wear the belt b-tch
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