The Brune


a dance that caucasin males do when highly intoxicated. often includes some sort of grinding motion and an uncontrollable loss of control of the upper limbs. usually results in dancing by one’s self on top of a box/elevated dance floor. a great move for clubs that play 80s favorties like bon jovi, foreigner, and reo speedwagon.
by pulling out “the brune” at a club, usually results in the sad, but common, night alone.
check out all those chicks moving away from the guy doing the brune. that guy doing the brune! he’s soooo not getting laid.

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