The Camilla Effect
the effect of a woman being eternally adored by a man because she is an ideal woman, rather than a perfect beauty. this term was coined in honor of camilla parker-bowles, who has kept prince charles completely captivated for 40 years.
my friend andrew just emailed me a pic of a woman he knew in college whom he claimed looked like a model back then and is just as hot as she was 30 years ago. all i saw was a middle-aged woman with a sensible haircut, dark gl-sses and wrinkles. must be the camilla effect.
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