occurs when a man specifically requests a handjob with a condom on, and proceeds to receive one to c-mpletion.
guy 1: so man, how far did you get with rita last night?
guy 2: dude, i actually requested the condomleezza rice, and received. it surprisingly feels pretty good, and there’s almost zero cleanup!
- brown julius
the end product of defecating in a urinal. also can be used as a verb. my friends totally dared me to brown julius in the denny’s restroom. i left a nasty brown julius in the urinal there.
- the cunnigham close
scr-w-ng a customer both professionally and physically. so what we’ll need to do is get your paystubs, w2’s, credit card information, and you in the missionary position.
- ass 49 it
move quickly i’m late, i better -ss49it to work.
noun. italian for “-ssface”. variations: -ssafaccione note: it’s fake italian, obviously. siete un -ssafaccio. eng: “you are an -ssface”
- Asshole parking
1) when another driver pulls in a spot closest to the door and you have been looking to find close parking for the last 5 minutes. you saw a keyless remote unlocking a car, the lights blinking and calling you! “open open open” you punched it around the opposing lane, so you could pull in […]