The Door Crasher
a gun fighting style or move. this involves an armed individual or team breaking down a door, or crashing in, with guns blazing. usually resulting in death on either side of the door.
benny: ” did you hear what happened at lennys?”
tony: ” f-ck no, what happened? ”
benny: ” a few guys decided to rip him off i guess”
tony: ” how the f-ck did they manage to get into lennys? there must be a dozen guys in there all the time with shot guns”
benny: ” they pulled the door crasher”
tony: “f-ck eh?”
benny: ” ya, now ryders dead, same with carl, and t-bone. im not sure about torino.”
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