The Evil One
the quiet new girl who seems sweet until you get to know her. by then it’s too late. she follows you everywhere by clinging onto your sleeve wordlessly. she doesn’t say much but when she does it’s completely unrelated to the conversation or if it’s a story, it goes absolutely nowhere. despite this, she is a beautiful person, even if she does occasionally attempt to possess you.
‘did you see the new girl? she’s so hot!’
‘i wouldn’t. a friend from her old school said she’s the evil one. she left because she caused someone to jump off a cliff’
‘woahhh’
a certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple s-x. she lives off of random things and loves danis very much. her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies.
man miss nicki gave me an f cuz i didnt label all the parts of an apple on the test! shes a really the evil one!
a certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple s-x. she lives off of random things and loves danis very much. her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies.
man miss nicki gave me an f cuz i didnt label all the parts of an apple on the test! shes a really the evil one!
the evil one also preys on small apples.
evil ones….-rollseyes-
cruel leader of elibian nights, teoism, and diety of all that is random noises.
also, one h-ll of a fe-pairings-oh player. kicked my -rs-, last time.
also, tohya kicked sieg in tha nads. he must really be evil.
omargh! bvrill! gwar! bwahahaar!
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