the fluke


when one suffers symptoms of the flu(headache, stomach ache, etc.) but in reality it’s not that at all, but rather a hang-over, morning sickness, food poisoning.
susan: wow, what was wrong with you last night. you sounded funky.
lucy: oh… i was feeling funky. just a little head/stomach thing… not the flu… just “the fluke.”

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