The Frying Man
an alternative to the popular program ‘the lion man’. a fat repulsive paedo who works as a job centre advisor moves to a shared house where he lives on a diet of hideous smelling non branded foods cooked in cheap oil. the camera crews follow him in his every day life of agraphobia, depression and waiting outside schools in long jackets at home time.
“mummy, there’s a man squirting milk at me through the railings. oh sh-t its the frying man. lock up your toddlers and get the bobbitt scissors”
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