The Jensen Effect
a br0tal effect on yourself where you turn to drink, flatcaps, h-m-s-xual songs & dancing like a tard.
another part of the effect is sitting up the back seat in the cinema and having nothing but banter & taking the pish out of the movie your watching.
i had the jensen effect last night, i woke with a hangover and im still laughing at ginger goats.
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