The King Dedede
a s-xual act in which right after climaxing, the male partic-p-nt withdraws his p-n-s and proceeds to hit his partner over her head with it, then loudly screaming “king dedede”
guy 1: hey where’s tatiana?
guy 2: i hit her with the king dedede last night, she got a concussion.
guy: nicccceeee.
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