The Lamani
a type of pheetle position used when a person, particulary a man, is scared out of their mind when the person their about to do confesses they are either a bis-xual, or the girl has a p-n-s , or the guy has a virgina
man, once she pulled that talliwacker out i went into the lamani to avoid rape.
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