The Leaf Joke
originally referring to a specific joke (where a leaf has no money for a taxi), the term “leaf joke” now applies to any lame joke that you and your friends tell to outsiders, laugh at, and pretend is funny.
this results in a lot of confusion by the outsider, and they’ll think they’ve missed the point… and typically laugh so they look like they “get it”.
the leaf joke (ending):… and the dim sim said “no”
your friends: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
outsider: (what??) oh! yeah! hahaha!!!
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