smelling so good that females will take your every whim as command, achieved by spraying oneself with a deodorant named lynx, or axe in central europe, manufactured by fabergé paris or fabergé ireland. wow, ireland makes it sound soooo appealing.
“all your fine b-tches are belong to us”
- The Man Game
a game in which, over a period of time, boys compete to see who can hold off masturbating the longest. the winner gets bragging rights for life. hey dude, have you m-st-rb-t-d yet? um yeah hahaha, you lost “the man game”!
- The Mermaid Theory
a theory that a woman, no matter how ugly she may seem at first, will eventually look beautiful to you if you see her every day all day. based off the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermaids. joe: dude kelly is so hot! […]
- the niestrath
one who consumes large amounts of liquor and hot sauce.known for creating horrible smells that cause regurgitation. jimmy did the niestrath and puked everywhere in his car.
- The Old Dirty Needle
1 see dirty needle 2 proper noun. a controversial paper which may or may not pertain to -ssigned subject. most commonly used to achieve honors credits, while omitting any comprehensive research or significant work. the controversy of the paper overshadows the fact that the paper is often on an un-ssigned or unrelated topic. spelling and […]
- The One Eyed Monkey
push your d-ck in the girls eye so hard that it comes out the -ss hole you then shave all your but hair and put glue inside the cavity of her b-tthole and she will screech like a monkey and then she’ll burn your d-ck on fire just for giggles. my and my dylan flanagan […]