The Magic Johnson
a s-xual act in which a person gives his or her partner aids
she spent the night and i totatly pulled the magic johnson on her sorry -ss
it’s when your f-cking a b-tch doggy style and during the act you whisper in her ear “i have aids” and see if you can hang on for the shot clock!!!
it was so funny i pulled the magic johnson on that b-tch and she cried!!! lmao
the act in which one has 3 sl-ts, 2 sl-ts spinning with there c-nts on each index finger like a basketball, then finally the last sl-t spining on the mans pork sword. just like the famous basketballer magic johnson
“last night i was ballin and picked up hunnies and gave them the magic johnson the b-tches thought they were honourary globe trotters.”
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