The Smee
while having s-x one says to not stop them, immediately followed by insisting they stop them, immediately followed by punching, calling them smee each time they are told what to do.
to perform the smee, you say during s-x, “don’t try to stop me smee, don’t try to stop me….smee, try to stop me, smee try to stop me!!!!” (the last line is shouting and followed with aggressive punching until your partner pushes you off.
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