while having s-x one says to not stop them, immediately followed by insisting they stop them, immediately followed by punching, calling them smee each time they are told what to do.
to perform the smee, you say during s-x, “don’t try to stop me smee, don’t try to stop me….smee, try to stop me, smee try to stop me!!!!” (the last line is shouting and followed with aggressive punching until your partner pushes you off.
- The snarlax
a mythical creature slayed in th 1700s by the cahokia indians in missouri. the snarlax was buried face down in a india burial ground in st.louis. a hospital was later erected on the burial ground. it is rumored that on the 200 year anniversary of his death on a full moon he will possess children […]
- The Subway Test
the subway test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive. simply imagine that person working at your local subway (feel free to subst-tute subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still ‘hot’ then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors. […]
- The 'Tail' Of Lobster-Ass
derived from an ancient story of french decent. the french b-st-rds were searching for the lost city of heracleum. egypt was desperately trying to locate their city of gold which had become submerged under water some 2300 years ago (rough estimate). egypt was well on their way to locating the city when they discovered the […]
- The Urban Diction-argh-ies!
the urban dictionary: a reference work with a list of invented or imaginary words from one or more languages, normally ordered alphabetically and explaining each word’s meaning and sometimes containing information on its etymology, usage, translations and other data. argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarr-ssment or frustration. the urban diction-argh-ies!: what […]
- the zactly disease
a condition in which your face looks ‘zactly like yo’ -ss. your mom’s so ugly that just one look at her gave me the zactly disease.