The Twist n Lock
this is when a woman, is performing oral s-x on a guy. she does not want the guy to ‘nut’ in his mouth. so the guy says, ‘ok.’
at ‘splurging’ moment the man takes his hand pulls her head as far down on his ‘kn-b’ as he can, and twists…realeasing his magical man chowder as far down her throat as possible.
i gave that b-tch the twist n lock!
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