the Womps
usually occurs the morning after snorting some bad blow. the environment around you compresses in and out and makes that g-dawful “womping” noise. we’ve all done it.
i did that line of brown snow off the urinal lastnigh. it was brutal. when i was driving home this morning i had a gnarly case of the womps, it felt like my brain was an astrojump.
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