Thrutch
the name given to the “pressure” applied to the internal muscles required to push out a t-rd.
“that curry had me thrutching like f-ck the next day.”
“i thrutched so hard i nearly popped my grapes.”
“a night with big jake left wendy with no requirement to thrutch on her next visit to the lavatory.”
3 more definitions
making a grunting noise and doing a strenuous movement, requiring a lot of strength.
often used in climbing, rugby, and p–ping.
(dennis the climbing instructor:thrutch! give it some beef!
(climber:uurrgn!
-climber thrutches,reaches out for next handhold, legs start to shake from the strain, and they only just get the handhold-
(dennis:nice on, good thrutching there!
a generally unserious rear collision in a car. also to sound like crunch or crash. you don’t thrutch someone from the side as a rule. concertina style crash rather than bouncing off
i didn’t see the car ahead stop and i thrutched him.
the action of hip movement with or without a s-xual partner mimicking the act of intercourse. note – can be applied to animals.
dog’s at it again, thrutching my leg last night.
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