Thuesday
a holiday, originated at rutgers university. the dumb-ss professors made the tuesday before thanksgiving a thursday schedule. since thursday means thanksgiving, tuesday became a pseudo-thanksgiving. hence thuesday was born.
“tank, we destroyed the m-ffins.”
“i know, ivan, but it’s thuesday so everyone will be drunk.”
the day between tuesday and thursday refering to wednesday.
jim: dude you want to get some food?
bill: i have to work; how about thuesday?
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