when a bro shows you a hot tinder match and you creep on her instagram in attempt to “sn-tch” the match.
bro 1-“dude. bro. you gotta see this hottie i just matched with.”
bro 2-“wow! does she have an instagram?”
bro 1-“no way! you can’t tindersn-tch this one!”
- tom kempe
a short way if saying a person has a small p-n-s. named after a man who had a very small p-n-s and died while masturbating. oh man, you have a tom kempe
- traffic coning
when people are holding up where your trying to go or what your trying to do such as in traffic, blunt rotation, or taking too long to get ready guy 1: yo where you at therea mad girls here guy 2: im on the parkway tryin to get over there but n-gg-s is traffic coning […]
definition of truewavee: a miraculous & forcefully wave that has the power to make dreams become reality. luie victory is the truewavee.
- u got no jams
derives from a korean phrase: “jaemi eobseo” which means no fun or not interesting. the “jaemi” itself means fun, and “eobseo” can be translated to (there is) no/not. so basically what you do with it is add “no” in front of the phrase, scratch of the “eobseo” and simplify the pr-nounciation for “jaemi” into jams […]
- umbilical whipped
a child who agrees with their mother on everything, and has not left home after, or during, their mid-twenties. probably chats online with older women. mother is most likely a donald trump supporter. where did joe go? his mom called and he left. g-d! he’s so umbilical whipped. where’s dan at? he’s at the republican […]