titmonger
a person who absolutely adores t-ts.
“he’s a t-tfreak!”
“he’s a complete t-tmonger!”
someone who barders, or hagles t-ts. they sell them and try to get better prices.
you frikkin t-t monger, your pathetic!
one who barters or sells t-ts. seller of t-ts
john smith is the biggest t-tmonger west of the mississippi
a person whih inexplicably adors t-ts.
jerry is total t-tmonger becuase he can’t stop thinking about them
someone that sells t-ts
jim decided he was going to be a t-tmonger when he grew up.
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