titstraction
a distraction caused by a great mult-tude of t-ts coming into full view at once. this typically occurs when travelling down stairs with impressive female specimens going up on the other side, so that you can see straight into their cleavage.
sorry dude, you’re gonna have to repeat that, those twins comin’ up the stairs were a total t-tstraction.
what unattractive girls do to try to divert the attention from their ugly face to their chest. women wear low cut/v cut shirts, push up bras, and lots of cleavage attached to a head/face that looks like its been beaten with an ugly stick.
joe: holy cow, that 40 year old looks like she’s pamela anderson below her neck. her chest is huge! she’s hot!
mike: dude, don’t fall for the t-tstraction–her face looks worse than your hairy -rs-!
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