tofurkey day
the day everyone gets together to eat tofurkey and gravy, mashed potatoes, and stuffing. or field roast en croute baked in a covered pan. aka the last thursday in november.
i can’t wait for tofurkey day. going to eat and have seconds, thirds, and fourths. mmm mmmmm
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