the forceable destruction of indoor plumbing by nearly involuntary -ssplosion.
“how the f-ck long are you going to be in there. i need to tombstone the place”
“dude, your date tombstone (the bathroom) last night”
- Toner Boner
the extreme excitement a graphic designer feels toward the fine details of an exquisitely made print. uggghhhh look at that poster! see that ever so slightly raised ink? and the texture of the halfprint? this is giving me such a toner b-n-r!
- Tonsil Icing
when you c-m so deep in a girls mouth that it hits her tonsils. so pretty much my accuracy the other night was perfect! i aimed right for the back of her throat and gave her some tonsil icing!
- Tongue Punt
licking a woman’s “meat bean” (cl-toris)like your punting a football with your tongue. spread those lips open so i can tongue punt your meat bean.
- Tool Flowers
flowers made out of tools for a father’s day present. the term was made famous by toby turner in one of his lazyvlogs ijustine: what are you getting you’re father for father’s day toby? toby turner: just some freakin’ tool flowers! (heelys away)
- Tool Room
a room, in which a high ranking b-tch is in charge, she makes it her soul purpose to take the easiest job in the marine corps, and make it hard as f-ck i had to walk into tool room the other day, and almost lost my mind. the shop for sh-tbag marines, suck -ss imrl […]