licking a woman’s “meat bean” (cl-toris)like your punting a football with your tongue.
spread those lips open so i can tongue punt your meat bean.
- Tool Flowers
flowers made out of tools for a father’s day present. the term was made famous by toby turner in one of his lazyvlogs ijustine: what are you getting you’re father for father’s day toby? toby turner: just some freakin’ tool flowers! (heelys away)
- Tool Room
a room, in which a high ranking b-tch is in charge, she makes it her soul purpose to take the easiest job in the marine corps, and make it hard as f-ck i had to walk into tool room the other day, and almost lost my mind. the shop for sh-tbag marines, suck -ss imrl […]
- Tool Syndrome
tool syndrome is a offset of crackeritis. when crackeritis is at its end, there are three things that may happen 1. you may get shot in a drive-by by a group of real black people 2. crackeritis p-sses and you are fine(most common) 3. you undergo tool syndrome tool syndrome includes being used, being stupid […]
- Too Many Cocks Spoil The Broth
derived from the cliche “too many cooks spoil the broth” 1. saying used when h-m-s-xuals get involved with a straight mans relationship. its implying that the gay want a piece of the action 2. used against an ugly women when they are trying to get with a man implying they are so ugly they are […]
- The Shadow: Master of Darkness
the shadow is a collection of serialized dramas, originally in 1930s pulp novels, and then in a wide variety of media. details of the t-tle character have varied across various media, but he is generally depicted as a crime-fighting vigilante with psychic powers posing as a “wealthy, young man about town”. one of the most […]