Too good to check.
when a news item first appears on the internet and the level of irony and/or poetic justice is so great that one has the feeling that the story may, in fact, be apocryphal. however, one is reluctant to spoil the fun by actually attempting to verify it.
an arrogant, obnoxious, self-righteous congressman accidentally tweets a picture of his weiner and his name is weiner? too good to check.
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