Transpenisvalnia
transp-n-svalnia is an imaginary country where drapula was the ruler, oposite to transilvania, or transylvania, romanian province where dracula was realy the ruler some hundreds of years ago. drapula is a combination of words derived from dracula and pula – from the romanian word for d-ck, p-n-s, therefore transpensilvania is the imaginary country where drapula (the f-cker vampire) was the ruler.
dracula was ruler over transilvania, but the f-cking drapula was ruler over transp-n-svalnia.
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