Tromboning
the new f-lch-ng: s-xual act when a male/female kneels behind their male partner and licks his -n-s while giving him an hand job
richard gladly accepted tims offer of tromboning later, after dinner
verb.
a rather impractical s-x act where a woman or man rims a man’s ringpiece while simultaneously reaching round to give it some elbow on his prok sword, the action being akin to playing a trombone.
les dennis was shocked when he came home early and found his wife amanda tromboning neil morrisey again.
to perform -n-lingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect p-n-s at the same time. with reference to the mouth piece and sliding arm of the popular br-ss instrument, the trombone
a h-m-s-xual man asks another would he like to come back to his for a ‘spot of tromboning’.
oral stimulation by tongue on a willfully-willing male’s sphincter while masturbating his donger, by an ..oh, musician?
hit it down a bit hon, c-note is too high!
is when you licking a male’s -n-s while jerking his d-ck off
the male can be on his knees, kneeling or standing. someone’s tongue licking his -sshole and stroking the man’s
(on his knees, kneeling or standing) p-n-s. it looks like the person thats licking the -n-s and stroking the p-n-s is playing the trombone. tromboning
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