tumiki


an often awkward s-xual situation where in a crucial instant, you realize a person’s gender is not what you originally thought it was.

symptoms include sudden nausea and throwing up, guilt, invasion of suicidal tendencies or complete indifference.
one tumiki situation:

omg sabrina was a guy the whole time
– vermillion throws up
rofl verm didn’t know

another tumiki situation:

karsh only swings both ways if he’s getting it on with a hot girl and then it turns out he’s in a tumiki and she’s got a p-n-s.

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