tuna pinata
possibly using a p-ssed out drunk guy. you soak his b-lls in tuna fish for about 20 minutes, then you proceed to lay him in a hammock on his stomach with a precise cutout for his n-ts-ck. then you wait for the neighborhood cats to arrive.
first one to p-ss out gets a tuna pinata……
you take a leather sack with a hole in the bottom and hang it from a tree in your backyard. then you climb into the sack after coating your b-lls in tuna oil. once you’re in the sack and your nuts are hanging through the hole, a cage full of angry, hungry cats are let loose in the yard and they rip your b-lls to shreds.
“have you seen drew today?” “no, not since the tuna pinata, he’s been in the hospital recovering.”
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