turbo ejac

an individual who -j-c-l-t-s extremely quickly, but extremely powerfully.

in some cases the force of the -j-c-l-t–n can smash through walls or cause physical injury, especially to young children.
‘holy cr-p was that a gunshot?’
‘nah mate it was just my flatmate. he’s a turbo ejac.’

‘the f-ck just happened barry my v-g-n- is bleeding?!’
‘i’m sorry mary, i should have told you, i’m a turbo ejac. we should probably get you to the hospital’

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