turdbot

a robot made entirely of dung.
my t-rdbot can play the kazoo, and it’s 100% biodegradable.

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scariest f-ckin’ byatch ever. dude and when she has babies its gross. get away from her you b-tch!
turd handler
for lack of better words, one who is a complete f-cking douche bag. “jared ate the last piece of pizza.” “that guy is a f-cking t-rd handler.”
Turd Transport
it’s when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you “hey i heard john’s wife let him do a t-rd transport last night” “oh really, sweet” “but i’m never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now”