Twiddle Dick


a twiddle d-ck is the opposite of a chode. almost physically impossible, this p-n-s goes inside the body, almost like a v-g-n-, except not. twiddle. inward. p-n-s
i couldn’t have s-x with him because he had a twiddle d-ck!
moving you p-n-s in a side to side motion very quickly; a form of grinding.
josh was doing the twiddle d-ck while grinding on stacy and she was loving it.
a male who plays and fidgets with his p-n-s a lot. perhaps unaware and out of habit.
my uncle is such a twiddled-ck…he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at grandma’s house!

Read Also:

  • Twilightis

    1. a disease of the heart and mind after watching/reading twilight and falling deeply, madly, p-ssionately in love with the plot…and all the attractive vampires. melanie has a strong case of twilightis, she has watched the movie 12 times today and knows every line by heart.

  • Twide

    an elite computer hacker/enthusiest with almighty knowledge.. (god-like) omfg !! i wish i was twide an insecure young man who gets off on defamatory of poor innocent young women. also extremely needy, whiney, immature and has a huge leech stuck to them often referred to as “owen” “geez i found all this slander of myself […]

  • twilight zombie

    one of the my teenagers out there who hs been brainwashed by the book, twilight. symptoms may include: begging for an imaginary vampire to marry them, biting random people, wasting a sh-t load of cash on twilight merch that has invaded hot topic, losing a social life due to reading the book over and over […]

  • twinkie train

    twinkie train means 2 or more cars in a row with 20 inch rims or bigger. “here we come on them twinkie trains with the hood screamin we on our way”- clipse

  • twilingual

    understand and easily using terminology that pertains primarily to the twilight saga. person 1:i absolutely wish i could phase i would love to be a member of jacob’s pack…do you even understand what i am talking about? person2: of course i do…i am completely twilingual.


Disclaimer: Twiddle Dick definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.