twilight newbie
the most annoying motherf-ckers in the world. people who just read twilight a week or so ago and suddenly think they’re the hardcorest fans ever.
newbie1: i just read twilight. i claim jacob black to be my husband. hes mine!
longtime fan: actually, he is mine.
newbie1: no!! i read the book first.
longtime fan: is that why i read twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even met stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?
newbie2: ohhmygod. i love edward.
longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.
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