two bob nob
somebody who is a complete tw-t. most ‘two bobs’ have a stupid -ss dog too, then you have a ‘two bob n-b and a dog.’
two bobs are usually located in council estates, they have very low iq’s and have no respect for anybody, or anything. there are rubbish chav’s.
“i say, just look at that geezer sitting at the back of the bus, smoking dope and playing that sh-t music on his ipod, he is definitely a two bob n-b.”
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