Vooduguru
vooduguru (voodoo guru)
a mythical beast from the east. labeled as right winged by those who don’t know vooduguru very well but known as more of a moderate by those who are closer. a rather stubborn individual who will argue a point to the death and is always willing to make any attempt to convert those to his viewpoint with whomever he comes into contact with.
i thought i was stubborn then i learned of vooduguru.
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