Walmart Wanker
a person who faps in a walmart bathroom stall originated from a true story that happened between me and my friend.
dude : whats that fapping noise coming from the walmart bathroom stall?
dude #2 : ah sh-t its the walmart w-nker!!!
#walmart #w-nker #true story
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