wanking from home
as appose to working from home.
seth enjoyed working from home, although, he prefered to call it w-nking from home because he could thump the one eyed purple headed bishop to his hearts content.
when a person is “working from home” and there is significant doubt to how much “work” is actually being done and how much “slacking off” is being done instead they are said to be “w-nking from home” by jealous colleagues.
lee: is james in the office today?
mike: no, he’s w-nking from home today.
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