wannoo
a seizure like episode affecting humans beginning at whatever age the human begins to understand complex thought and basic sentence structure. typically seen most often in the completely self absorbed phase of human growth, ages 6 through the teen years, but extending for some throughout their entire span.
a typical wannoo fit can last anywhere from five seconds to a few minutes depending on the type of adult intervention.
symptoms of a wannoo fit include the child losing control of his/her arms, aka, spaghetti arms, followed by the loss of motor skill functioning in the legs which renders the victim unable to stand.
oftentimes the child will seem to be flung by an unknown source onto a couch or bed. the fit is accompanied by extremely shrill sounds being emitted from the throat in the form of “i don wannoo”.
the immediate instinct is to shove a wallet into the mouth of the victim, but this can actually make the fit worse and also is bad parenting.
“jimmy, get your shoes on it’s time for school”
“awwwww i don wannoo”!!
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