the little security huts where the guards all hang out having coffee and reading man p-rn
stranger #1 hi has anyone seen security around here?
stranger #2. i would try going to that whackenshackacross the mall parking lot
omfgz is an exaggeration of omfg, meaning oh my f-cking godzilla. you use it to impersonate as an over enthusiastic person. mlg potato: yay i can’t wait to go to j-pan it’s gonna be so cool omg omg you: omfgz ya t3h j4p5 iz da bezt roflol omfgz is an exaggeration of omfg, meaning oh […]
- extermination allowance
allocating funds to destroy the life of an individual. using money, connections, manpower, and knowledge of any weakness to ruin someone. the more resources at your disposal the more elaborate the plan can be to destroy a life. teamwork and dedication to the cause also plays a part, facing blatant cruelty and being severely outnumbered […]
someone who is attracted to horses s-xually danny is hors-xual
- p*ssy poet
an individual so verbally and/or orally gifted that they can make a p-ssy explode by merely speaking to it. mick was so godd-mn smooth while talking with that blonde that after he left i heard her asking a janitor for a mop. he’s a true p-ssy poet.
- wash the windows
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in such a quant-ty, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom. sorry baby, i didn’t want to wash the windows.