What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?
a phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.
a way of saying “i should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever.”
origin: in the 1980s ski comedy “hot dog: the movie,” the antagonist proposes a chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). after they outline what’s at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief chinese guy leans in and asks “wha te f-ck is a chinese downhir?” (a chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)
journalists talking about a story that’s been -ssigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:
j1 -“good luck getting pee wee herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. you better get on it; deadline is friday.”
j2 -“pee wee herman about what? when did this happen? what the f-ck is a chinese downhill?”
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