whitby townies
sport the usual townie gear, normal say “f-cking mint eh, i swear down lyk”, start fyts wiv the moshers. the girls are slags, who sit in the bus station, waiting for the druggie to take them to the druggie flats opposite hadley’s.
fran the man
fran the man: “ma boom box just broke eh” “oioi you in da blak, hu do u think u are, you moshaaaa”
mosher: “right then you whitby townies sluuut, go inject yaself, and go spread ya stds”
-mosher mopes off”
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