WoFuS

wofus is a scale that has become a defacto standard for rating women’s attractiveness.

it combines the effect of “beer goggles” and the regret of having s-x with a particular woman. the scale utilizes two digits in order to achieve this.

the 1st digit refers to the number of drinks (one beer or a shot)one has to consume in order to be attracted enough to want to have s-x with the woman. the 2nd digit measures the regret of having had s-x with the same woman upon sobering up. this measure is from 0 to 10. zero means that the woman is attractive enough to have s-x with completely sober. ten is very extreme and usually means severe psychological trauma or death, as would be the case if one had s-x with a woman with aids, or one’s own mother.

attractive women are rated as 0 0, since one can have s-x with them sober and regret nothing. the wofus rating for these women now takes on a third digit. third digit is a scale of 1 to 10 of how attractive a woman is. ten is extremely rare and is a benchmark for what a woman should look like, usually a celebrity. any woman that is rated 0 0, is referred to as a “double o”. double os essentially have their own category within wofus, and aside from the 00 part it is just like a common 1 to 10 rating scale.

for extremely ugly women, wofus users simply give them a generic rating of 20 10. meaning 20 drinks will put one in a state of blackout/alcohol poisoning, just to wake to a considerably decreased desire to live
example 1) if one were to wofus a woman as a 4 2 it means that one would need to have had four drinks to have s-x with her. and once one sobers up, on a scale of 0 to 10 one’s regret would be at 2. this could possibly be a chunky woman with whom an awkward future encounter is antic-p-ted, hence a bit of regret.

example 2) if one were to wofus a woman as a 00 9 (pr-nounced “double o nine”) that would mean that it is one of the most attractive women that one have ever seen.