what a woman does when she needs her man to do something for her.
often involves batting eyelashes and making faces.
“hey bro. heard your girl had you meet her parents last weekend.”
“yeah i know man. it was h-ll. we’re gonna go shopping tomorrow.”
“dude are you really gonna let her womanipulate you?”
when a man is being completely manipulated by his woman
man, you’re being womanipulated!
when a woman plays with a mans nipples. i don’t like this. i’m pretty sure it is illegal in 48 states.
i had to b-tch slap my wife when she tried to womanipulate me.
examining a piece of/structure made of wood for any faults, imperfections, and abnormalities. an important, and often overlooked, step in the wood-buying process. my bed just broke! i need to do a proper woodnalysis to figure out why. next time i’ll woodnalyze before i buy. checking the produce before buying the goods. i met a […]
- wooly sweater
getting v-g-n-l juices in and around areas with excessive hair. i accidentally f-ck-d her while she was on her period and i got a wooly sweater in my chest hair.
the way not to spell or pr-nounce the city of worcester in m-ssachusetts….unless you’re really stupid. band: h-lllllooooo worchester! audience: it’s f-ck-ng pr-nounced wister! a town in m-ssachusetts that is pr-nounced nothing like it is spelled. “i’m goin ta woostah!” out of towner: are there any good restaurants in worchester? bostonian: you’re freakin’ retahded! there […]
- would you like to take a survey
asking someone if they would like to take a survey, then kicking them in the nuts. “would you like to take a survey?” “sure” (kick in the nuts)
- wyly anderson
a dude who drinks his own urine and enjoys fingering his -sshole. i just wyly andersoned myself.