wounded pelican
when you break a chicks arm and then make her jerk you off with the broken arm. it resembles a pelican flapping a broken wing.
katie wanted to get crazy last night, i mean buckwild, so i suggested we try the wounded pelican. when she asked what a wounded pelican was i snapped her arm like a twig and when she started crying and screaming i made her grab my d-ck with her last ounce of strength and go to town. i then blew a load into the wound and went to sleep while she drove herself to the hospital
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