Wrangle My Garfield
the act of masturbating while your cat watches
i think i need to run home and wrangle my garfield, if you know what i mean.
Read Also:
- Wrap and slay
the act of putting on a condom and subsequently engaging in coitus with a female companion whose vajayjay’s cleanliness is questionable. said female would most likely be a drunken one night stand. “dude, see that girl?” “yeah” “pierced nipples” “no way, how would you know such a thing cornelious?” “i wrap and slayed that -ss […]
- harder-on
(alternative spelling: harderon) when your hard-on becomes even harder. when she took off her bra, i got a harder-on.
- Hemaholic
one who is addicted to the consumption of blood. a hemaholic is a person, animal, or vampire that feasts on other humans and/or animals for the purposes of drinking their blood.
- lady lettuce
the term to describe the over-sized inner l-b– of a woman which sometimes appears as if a lettuce has been inserted into the vajayjay dave: “did she have a cute vajayjay?” mike: “f-ck no dude! her c-nt lips were so big they looked like a lady lettuce!”
- Montel
a montel is a funny, selfless, smart, friendly, confident and modest person. a montel may be slightly irritating and paranoid at times, but their charm makes up for it. a montel would usually be an easy person to get on with. a montel will usually be quite big, but will have stunning good looks. i […]