a statement following the exclamation, “oh my god!”, that one is most likely to hear after throwing one’s self at the ground and missing. see throw yourself at the ground and miss.
if you have thrown yourself at the ground and missed, it is vitally important that you do not believe the statement, “you can’t possibly be flying”, when you hear it. otherwise, you will suddenly discover that it is true.
- YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
another way of saying that you are untouchable and put everybody else to shame. basically means you are unstoppable because if a person or thing can’t see you they can’t catch and/or attack you. even though you are entirely visible it is a way of telling somebody that they can’t f-ck with you and they […]
- you can't shine shit
the subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. a variation of the expression you can’t polish a t-rd. delusional mayor: the chamber of commerce and i will revitalize downtown hazleton. honest person: you can’t shine sh-t, mr. mayor!
- You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!
a way of telling someone on a forum or other discussion that you disagree with them and their argument is so without merit you don’t even need to put up a counter argument. you can’t shoot me, i’m aids!
when something hurts it is youchi, a sudden bout of pain could cause you to say “youchi”. my new tattoo is very youchi today.
- you chief?
“you chief?” is a phrase to ask if you want to smoke up a not formerly known female, as a way to meet. a phrase not unlike “can i buy you a drink”, however, involving marijuana insted. (walking on the boardwalk you and a friend spot a group of girls) “yo girls, you chief?