Zaphlex
zaphlex (zaf-lex)- a color that is made up of all the colors in the universe. when it is obtained in it’s physical form it is one of the most hard and most powerful substances on earth. it is occasionally found in double rainbows and is the only known cure to justin beiber syndrome.
dude, we have to find zaphlex so we can cure johnny of his justin beiber syndrome.
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